casgirl:

This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking

(via mpregfrance)

lower-the-volume:

Season 9 [gag reel]

(via 420technoblazeit)

schlapschlap:

juney-blues:

your honor, in my client’s defense: vriska was fronting.

I thought this said frotting and went to reblog without question, only to just now realize it did not infact say frotting

(via alliecat523)

official-saxony-anhalt:

Na dann mal los Leude, was das Jugendwort des Jahres?

Rizz

Yolo

Digga(h)

Kerl*in

slay

Auf Lock

NPC

Side Eye

goofy

Darf er so

Hier ist der Link für die, die auch nochmal offiziell abstimmen wollen:

Wähle das Jugendwort des Jahres 2023!

Stimme jetzt für das coolste, witzigste oder einfach nur verrückteste Jugendwort des Jahres 2023 ab und sei Teil der Entscheidung!

langenscheidt.com

(via wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart)

dandelion-grl:

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

(via redminders)

headspace-hotel:

heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

a woman is one of many types of beast

(via kahtiihma)

roadhogsbigbelly:

(via alliecat523)

person4924:

in love with being noticed and afraid of being seen.

(via redminders)

imaginepostingonmain:

curses youve found me out

it is actually me mikey walters ive been running this account the whole time

It’s funny because it’s literally a reoccuring theme in some of the episodes. Mikey or Michael trying to get a calculator even when they’ve been strictly and explicitly forbidden from having one.

imaginepostingonmain:

i think i should get a calculator. i can be trusted with time travel technology i promise i promise i promiseeeee